Palos Verdes

The town in which tennis moms meet for coffee at Starbucks and exchange the latest gossip, CEO fathers head off to work every morning in their designer suits carrying Italian leather suitcases, and teenagers in fancy cars, with music turned all the way up, drive to the top of the hill to start a new day of classes and social interactions. A place of cliffside mansions, localized surf spots, and an unnecessary number of golf courses. City council has control over how tall trees get, whether or not street lights are allowed, and the new pool in your backyard.

We have a view ordinance so that the neighbors below us canot grow trees that will block our 180 degree view of Catalina, there are no street lights in my neighborhood. I live above the Donald Trump golf course.

by Alex Krasovec May 4, 2005

Welfare Parasite

A typical non working piece of lazy crap person too lazy to work who lives off public assistance & the tax payers. People who receive Welfare checks & Food Stamps. Many people in Louisiana.

If all the Welfare Parasites in the U.S. worked, I would definitely have Social Security to look forward to when i retire.

by KIMBERLY SHIPLEY April 24, 2008

Pardsy

Opposite For "Pard" Meaning Partner....In This Case Its Used As A Feminine For A Female Mate.

Hey There Pardsy! Why Dont You Go Park That Car Back On The Sales Line.

by Mark VW. June 22, 2007

Parbsied

When someone lures you into a conversation, and you expect it to be quick, but said person doesn't stop talking. The typical "quick minute" conversation turns into non-stop talk-a-thon that makes the listener want to paint the office walls with their own brains. Typically some type of diversion is necessary for the listener to get away.

him/her: "hey, you got a second? I need to talk to you about something.. it'll be really quick."

me: "sure."

him/her: <-- talks and talks and talks and talks (doesn't shut up)

me: (inserts gun into mouth) *BOOM* *SPLAT*

friend: "OMG, Godzilla is coming out of the ocean, run!!!" (conversation ends).

Friend: "dude, you just got Parbsied!"

by Daddywouldyoulikesomesausage August 15, 2012

Mary Paraschak

A very attractive woman who has ginger hair, a big fat booty, and has a nice rack!!!! She has 3 sexy children and is super cool, we love Mary!!!!

Mary Paraschak is super hot and cool

by BigPoppaAndrew July 1, 2021

parasitic friend

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.

Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend

by HollaShawty May 26, 2010

Arlyn Palos

A fucking dumb whore who lives in Charlotte North Carolina

Girl1: “Is that Arlyn Palos?”
Girl2: “Omg yes ew!”
Girl1: “look at her teeth! They’re crooked!”

by Fuckarlynthatslut August 17, 2018