Parisian steamroller

You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".

Another way to say this is "smear the mud"

John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.

by LeBlancBoy November 9, 2021

Parisian

Someone who lives in Paris.

Often used in relation to Kanye West's song "N*ggas In Paris".

Willem Hendrik Frederik Nekker is a Parisian.

by joemumma9123 February 13, 2022

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by Anonymousfactsbro January 24, 2023

Parisian Picnic

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.

Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.

by Jobman212 October 21, 2023

parisian popper

Taking a bottle of French champagne, shaking for maximum pop, then inserting rectally and letting the bubbles work their magic

Jimmy grabbed the bottle of champagne, shook it with all his might. This bottle was ready to pop! The cork was popped and up it went!! Jimmy loved the feeling of the Parisian Popper

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Jade Parisian

A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.

Look at that Jade Parisian, she is trying to get another boy again.

by HFUIDSVDNIklvzkbfvra April 16, 2019

parisanity

the religion of Paris Hilton lovers; religion of people who follow "Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose"

Jenna converted Nina and Ms. Chorna to Parisanity

by fierceness December 30, 2007