*at club*
Guy: That bitch didn't wanna come back with me. fucking whore!
Friend: Isn't that the misogynist paradox?
Guy: Fuck you nigga!
Guy: That bitch didn't wanna come back with me. fucking whore!
Friend: Isn't that the misogynist paradox?
Guy: Fuck you nigga!
by smegmanutz November 11, 2018
As long as a certain group of people is seating in the parliament, you are told that the only option you have is to vote for NLD which will be getting rid of them sooner or later. But one of them had already spoken out publicly that unelected 25% which was provided with seats according to the unjust constitution they said, are too crucial in this game to be disposed and reconciliation with military faction is politically suggested method to avoid bloodshed as little as possible, which on the other hand neglects all the social class struggles and identity politics happening around us.
Saw Maung : I think most of our people are facing LND paradox.
Pineapple : Why would you say so ?
Saw Maung: As long as ....
Pineapple : Why would you say so ?
Saw Maung: As long as ....
by Pineapple Bikini 🍍 January 8, 2021
A scenario where you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the Disney Film "Up", meaning that Rick Astley will either have to "Give you up" or "Let you down", therefore creating the Astley Paradox.
by Lewis_Bubba July 7, 2020
Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.
by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019
The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.
Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
by The Nightfly October 24, 2019
The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.
Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019
Describing the ironic situation of the FOX media corporation, which owns both FOX and FOX News.
The FOX television network is infamous for producing "morally questionable" television programs that often depict sexuality, violence, and anti-conservative themes (ie. dysfunctional families, drug use, gays/lesbians).
At the same time, the FOX News network is infamous for their blatant support of the socially conservative right wing. The right wing includes groups such as the PTC (Parents Television Council), which filed more than 95% of indecency complaints to the FCC.
This is known as the FOX paradox.
The FOX television network is infamous for producing "morally questionable" television programs that often depict sexuality, violence, and anti-conservative themes (ie. dysfunctional families, drug use, gays/lesbians).
At the same time, the FOX News network is infamous for their blatant support of the socially conservative right wing. The right wing includes groups such as the PTC (Parents Television Council), which filed more than 95% of indecency complaints to the FCC.
This is known as the FOX paradox.
FOX TV Shows:
The Simpsons - dysfunctional family, gay characters (Smithers, Patty, Lenny/Carl)
The O.C. - dysfunctional families, lesbian characters (Marissa/Alex), drug use, sexuality
FOX News Programs:
The O'Reilly Factor - often criticizes rap artists and the liberal media for morally corrupt social values
The Simpsons - dysfunctional family, gay characters (Smithers, Patty, Lenny/Carl)
The O.C. - dysfunctional families, lesbian characters (Marissa/Alex), drug use, sexuality
FOX News Programs:
The O'Reilly Factor - often criticizes rap artists and the liberal media for morally corrupt social values
by SE(x,y) Softie March 5, 2005