No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

by FP913 January 4, 2012

paper canoe

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

paper pump

-noun/verb

The recipient of a fist pump responds by placing their entire hand over initiator's fist resembling "paper beats rock" in Rock-Paper-Scissor.

After Grandpa blew out all 90 candles he rocked my fist pump with a mean paper pump.

by AHarris January 2, 2011

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014

Crashing Paper Mario

Do anything in this game. I dare you. Just push One simple button. You'll find a way to crash it. Talking to toads? Crashes Paper Mario. Using a mushroom? Crashes Paper Mario. Kooper kissing Mario? You guessed it, that crashes Paper Mario.

Crashing Paper Mario is easier than flipping a coin and getting tails.

by Escargoon March 7, 2019

Paper Girl

1. A girl that everyone believes is one thing, but inside she's the polar opposite.
2. An idea of a girl that someone creates that the rest of the world wants to make real, but the girl herself knows that, that is not her.

I've realized that i've become a 2 dimensional piece of paper as everyone produced different ideas of me, I was a paper girl.

by parismonamour August 30, 2015