pamped

basically, its just the same as merked but a bit more playful. merked owned

person1: "shoot that ball man"
person2:"k man chill"
person3:"cmon, bet yu cant score"
*person 2 kicks the ball and scores*
person1 to person3:"you just got pamped haha, :D"

by Matty da Jew March 16, 2009

Pamplemoose

A variety of moose found in Pample, BC. Often found in the presence of the pamplemouse.

We dare not disturb the pamplemoose while it is feeding.

by Rich January 7, 2004

pamperbutt

A person (usually a guy) who has a big, saggy butt that resembles pants over a diaper.

That dude over there has a pamperbutt... His chunky ass looks like he's sportin' a shit-filled diaper.

by bobbarooba September 2, 2009

pampers moment

When something is so funny that you actually pee yourself a little!

- Did you hear Askew's joke? It was a proper pampers moment!

by Aldo Terrino January 5, 2009

pameeliaba

A) ameba, otherwise known as a bactirium
B) snot

your face is covered in pameeliaba dude.

by Blondie+Badass May 16, 2009

Pamperslam

A pamperslam is when you fool, or surprise someone sexually in a negitive way.

Guy 1: Dude last night while sarah was sleeping I put baby powder on my dick and slaped her in the face.

Guy 2: DUDE!!!! Fucking pamperslam!!

Girl 1: So you know that guy that cheated on my sister?

Girl 2: Yeah.

Girl 1: Well i invited him to my house last night and made him think i was going to fuck him, but instead i tied him to the bed while he was naked and took a shit on his face...then took pictures.

Girl 2: Gross, but a very nice pamperslam.

by Jesus1214 February 21, 2011

pamplenard

a hugely saggy vagina flap(s) that often float around and blow in the wind. common in old women and sex changed men it can be a serious health hazard as it is easy to trip over.

Jeez Mrs. Cooper's pamplenard is hanging out! :O

by Shadowmancer13 April 8, 2011