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Palestined

To make people believe in utter and complete nonsense. To substitute facts with lies intentionally.
ex."2+2 =5 " "Oh, man who palestined you, I know 2+2=4"
ex. Government members took all the budget money designated for food, education and infrastructure development and flew to a resort saying, that the well being of their people is not their concern. "Oh, those people were palistined! Poor souls!!"
by Notshalava January 12, 2024
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Palestine

A make believe place that belongs to terrorists invading a real place called Israel. Also known as paleshit. Usually used when someone wants to harm innocent women and children.
Guy1: Yo dude I'm gonna kill everyone in this mall and kidnap kids and women to rape! *Displays gun*

Guy2: Dude you know what happens to those who hurt innocent people?

Guy1: I don't care! I wanna Palestine this place you islamophobe!
by Rusty Carrot January 26, 2025
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Palestine

Shitty land thief who thinks that Palestine belongs to them because they were there for more time even knowing that Israel was already there at 1100 BC.
Palestine defender: FREE PALESTINE!
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.
by TheMasterOfSecrets November 25, 2023
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Palestined

Fake being a victim and oppressed so you can steal your neighbor’s land, rape their women, and kill their children while ignorant fool’s cheer for you around the world. Synonyms: dirty rotten liars, scoundrels, Nazis of 2023. Antonyms: good, honorable, honest, decent, holy, Israel.
Bob wanted to kill his wife Lauri. He falsely told the police Laurie hit him, attacked him with a knife when Bob cut himself on purpose with the knife. Bob told the police Lauri was trying to kill him so he had to shoot and kill her in self-defense. Bob Palestined his late wife Lori. .
by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024
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Palestined

When someone butchers you and rapes you and then tells everyone it's actually you did it to yourself and it's your fault.
In a restaurant, someone asked to go to the bathroom and was raped and murdered. Later, Police arrived and gave a ticket to the dead body. The poor guy was palestined
by E3DD January 1, 2024
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Palestined

when a Hamas member kills an Israeli Diaper Force.
Ha! Get PALESTINED b*tch!
by SomeRandomAimbot January 26, 2024
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Queers for Palestine

So... Even people who THEY THEMSELVES WOULD KILL... Consider what is happening to them is wrong...
Hym "You want some ancient wisdom, Jordan? You should check out Slavoj Žižek's criticism of 'Wisdom' by the way, but here it it: Anyone who isn't willing to defend their enemies when they are right will undoubtedly cover for their allies when they're wrong. Queers for Palestine does more to lend credence to the calls for ceasefire then anything else. You're dishonest and bad people."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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