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Pokin' Pajamas

When one's urge for a bowel movement enters into a death match with one's anal sphincter, and the sphincter slowly starts to lose like in a good arm-wrestling bout, until the feces actually touches one's pajamas.
I couldn't find an F'in crap hole for like an hour and by the time I got close to one, I was already pokin' pajamas!

I gotta shit so bad I'm pokin pajamas.

I forgot to put a diaper on my 2 year old when I put him to bed, and when he woke up he was pokin' pajamas.
by the dumb guy September 10, 2010
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pajama bat

When one walks around the house in pajamas with no underwear on, and you can see their dick through their pajamas.
As Jim walked into the kitchen I was able to see his pajama bat and I think it was starring at me.
by Joey Norris February 3, 2018
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The Cat's Pajamas

1920s slang... someone or something wonderful or remarkable.

The other definition says it's from the '50s... In the 50s, there was a strong nostalgic fad of everything 1920s, which is why this term may have been thought of as from the '50s.
by Gregory May April 2, 2012
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Pajama Snot

Various "emissions" that creep out at night and mingle with your pajamas. Don't act like you don't know what it is!
My pajama snot was bothering me last night so I crushed it with my bare hands. I'm still wondering how I feel about what I did.
by Joshua44 January 20, 2007
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Reverse pajama

Similar to pajama, the difference being the person on the bottom needs to be a male, you have to get him hard and have anal sex with you without waking him up.
Adam: dude, what happened last night? My dick smells like ass.
Jerry: your girlfriend came and reverse pajama'd you.
Adam: damn man, that's the first time I've been in her ass in my life.
by Dirtydave0221 May 1, 2009
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Pajama fighting

insulting term for no gi submission grappling used by mma fans
man after seeing dean lister fight in the octagon, he needs to stick to pajama fighting
by akgnp September 4, 2010
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whore pajamas

Wearing the same clothes the day after you went home with someone. Often modeled using the walk of shame as a catwalk.
Holy shit, she's trying to pretend she didn't fuck him, and meanwhile she's sitting there in her fucking whore pajamas.
by Mathieson September 6, 2007
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