paid interruptor

Any worker at a store that always seems to be a distraction to the cashier doing your transaction,thereby resulting in a hightened chance of transaction screwup.

I want 10 dollars gas...oops here comes the paid interruptor!

by JoeNJ2 July 11, 2011

Paid in gum

A form of currency. It means, getting paid with gum instead of money. Gum is superior to money or gold because you can eat it. Not getting paid in gum causes sadness.

Steve got paid in gum for the hard work he did.

by Edweena Xplosive December 15, 2011

paid apple

A female escort.
Paid female company, usually used in the context of the upscale party scene.

Bro, fix up some paid apples to mix into the greek salad this summer. My dad already lent me the mykonos villa!

Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.

by schifa mayor August 22, 2019

paid regular

One who regularly (duh) does something, anything in return for money

“Yeah I’m a paid regular at the brothel.”

“What the fuck Clyde?”

by BollockStretcher27 February 12, 2018

Get paid

A motivating term used by gym-aholics while lifting weights.

Adrian: One more set, come on bro get paid!

by ladypeña August 30, 2013

Milk Paid

When your high as as fuck and everything is going ABSOLUTELY perfect. You have weed, food, drinks, money, music, entertainment, and you don't want to go anywhere, or do anything because right now, you are in a perfect state of enlightenment. For the time being, you are in nirvana.

Naa, I'm so milk paid, I'm not leaving this room for another 6 hours

by Roy Wesley October 30, 2010

get paid

A euphemism for get laid; useful when in hearing distance of polite company.

Oh man, it has been like a week since I got paid.

by Grampa Irving February 13, 2005