playground logic 

When someone like another person and picks on them to show it, like little kids in a playground.

A: "He keeps teasing her but says he likes her"
B: "He's using playground logic

playground logic by F.Weasley August 21, 2015

playground ptsd 

- Feeling left out at some point in your life.

- Feeling bad.
- From the February 25, 2016 Vimeo Newsletter:
"We’ve all felt left out at some point in our lives. And we all know it feels bad. Vimeo wants to combat that playground PTSD: for over a decade, we’ve been building a safe haven for creators to do their thing, in whatever weird yet respectful way they want. ..."

We at Vimeo throw around the term playground PTSD, and equate a serious medical illness affecting hundreds of thousands of people with feeling bad from not being included in children's games!

playground ptsd by coloradsin August 29, 2016

Playground Titties 

When a girl is 18 or older but her breasts seem to be younger.

Brian-“man would you tap Hannah”
John-“nah man she got playground titties”

Playground Titties by Intellectual word maker69 May 7, 2018

Playground talk 

Inappropriate talk kids use on the playground much like pillow talk.

Jill got in a lot of trouble after using playground talk in front of the teachers

Playground talk by Playground_ruler May 17, 2018

playground swing lookin ass 

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

playground swing lookin ass by JewelsHax February 10, 2019

Playground moisturizer 

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.

Omg it's that playground moisturizer person.

Playground moisturizer by mlemingshobe November 27, 2019

playground kid 

A kid that plays fortnite just to practice in a gamemode called playground just to practice his building and editing. Meaning he plays the game without having fun.

DuoMember1: Wtf, that guyis so fucking sweaty.
DuoMember2: Such a playground kid.

playground kid by HowDoesThisEvenMakeSense August 17, 2020