more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.
chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm
by Mike March 12, 2004
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ouch my balls hurt

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.
Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out
by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020
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Team D-ouche bag

The name of the leading crew of douche bags that think people are oblivious to fact the know each other.

Re: Team D-ouche Bag
Did you know that she knows that John doe and evaleen met at a beach house party? A bon fire that her lol was at defending her person to Jay's accusations of liable slander.

Did it ever occur to any of you the only reason she is here is to see how far they would take it and it's their obsession that drives them. Not bluffing a fool that's not a fool at all.
Did you know that The daughter of the sleandered and her saw evaleen on her moms computer at the dictonary site, with a steel in his hands and she logged it back to the dates in question and has a record log of the posts from her personal pc?
Did you know that she met Joshia Satrawberry in 02' at Joenixdelogs house when his cousin had alexia caverling that party weddie money jacobs and mikey harley were at.
Did you know you were hopped up on so many drugs that they don't have the memory capacity it takes to have listened to all the shit Jay Dee's nuts spoke UD at a square table descussion ot trods house in 04', while she sat their listening to it and wanted to gouge her left eye out with a spork while they were all doing it. The D-ouche bag crew thinks their better than the rest and it's so sad. To hack some ones computer and sit all day waiting to be inside a person system is a mental issue of obsession that they need to look at carefully before making assumptions about another persons life. The epic fail is knowing that stooping that low to prove a wrong point is worth more to his own worth that the situation that was created by accident by two people that didn't really know what to do with the feelings they had at the time and were not being very good friends to one another.

Not part of team D-ouche bag for the cares about what happens in the midst of the fog before the storm Mr. tsunami.
by RilerTy'sF.L.Slap May 16, 2010
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Ouch I bit my lip! :(

Something you say when you bite your lip.

Could be changed to "Ouch I bit the inside of my cheek!"
Since they both hurt, and the likelihood of it happening again grows after every time you do it again.

And that shit hurts. A LOT.
Me: Ouch I bit my lip! :(
by Jizzy Jan February 07, 2010
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Sour Ouch

Nobody knows what race he is so we kidnapped his dad to find out.
Hey you seen Sour Ouch

Yeah hes in my basment with his dad were coducting test
by 911 was me May 20, 2019
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Ouch Rock

Used to describe rounds traveling downrange at the enemy.

Usually brought up in debates on /k/ regarding fully automatic vs. semi automatic fire .
Federal Agent: Why would anyone need fully automatic fire capability on their rifle?
Sperg: The more ouch rocks that go zoom zoom at the baddies equals more owwees sustained on average.
by Zoomer_Actual April 13, 2019
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ouch

its what you say when someone falls off their skateboard and cracks their head open
ouch
by Rhonda Evers January 31, 2020
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