Susan Ostrich

A left-wing lawyer on TV with the most obnoxious voice on the planet, and the 3rd most obnoxious face. More commonly known as Susan Estrich.
Susan Ostrich was on Fox News last night; it was worse than chalk on a blackboard.
by andy1 June 16, 2007
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crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.
damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!
by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008
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Ostrich Munch

While engaged in doggy style sex, you randomly pull out and bury your face in her ass.
She was pleasantly surprised when he pulled out without warning and then dropped his mouth on her ass and assumed the Ostrich Munch!
by Phuda Singh January 09, 2012
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Ostrich Syndrome

Refers to an affliction that some people exhibit when they are confronted by social, political, or controversial issues be that in their personal life or outside; they would just rather ignore it or as the ostrich does, bury his head in the sand when confronted by danger hoping it will go away.
Too bad that Jim doesn't see the restructuring going on at work that will cost him his job. He's hoping it won't affect him, he has Ostrich Syndrome.
If you can't see the subterfuge going on in government, you probably have Ostrich Syndrome.
by Cryptic1 September 06, 2013
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ostrich penis

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!
by Ostrich balls February 01, 2017
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Ostrich Juice

The liquid that comes out when you squeeze an ostrich
Steven: What do you want to drink?
Michael: oh, some Ostrich juice please
by GUIMACHINE123 March 07, 2014
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ostrich cock

One who has eaten large amounts of ecstasy and scratches one leg with his other. THe ostrich cock blurts random nonsense and listens to screwshop.
That thizzed out nigga over there looks like an ostrich cock.....I bet he's got some more skittles, dogg
by S-A-L May 30, 2007
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