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Ooshleb Syndrome

The utter disbelief faced by your friend's; bulbous, enormous, gigantic, massive, disgustingly oversized head.
Your friend's head is so large that its questionable that he belongs to the human race!
It tends to ooze a strange extra-terrestrial liquid out from a few pores in their head and smells like a dogs asshole has been melted with some cheese in a 40 year old microwave, a phenomenon called the stench of Julie.
Overall their head is far too large for their own good and effects their every day life. For example when they play football they tend to sway around due to the weight of the head causing them to play worse than Bruno Fernandes when he isn't taking a penalty (I know doesn't sound possible)
Their is no known cure of Ooshleb Syndrome, if effects one known person to this day.
Bob - *Exists*
Khai - "FUCKING HELL, the size of your head is ridiculous!"
Bob - *Shits himself in the shower*
Khai - "Must have Ooshleb Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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Osheayanna

Osheayanna is a smart intelligent girl, in fact, a woman. She is full of colour, tall, light eyes, a pretty smile, curly hair, and has the most perfect body. She is straightforward and good at almost everything she does, she has always been a good friend and lights up everyone's day. She is the best big sister ever and the most optimistic person ever. Shes a 10/10, 100/100.
Osheayanna is pretty and kind. And has a nice ass :)
by itsactually___lol July 14, 2021
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Oshea

Being as prideful as one can be. Always gaslighting friends and making sure they know he’s superior.
Bro you are being an oshea right now. Chill out.
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oshean

Sexy, tall, very nice, intimidating, strong, smart, hot, great kisser.
Oshean is so amazing, if you have him you better not loose him.
by Mrs.samantha March 27, 2021
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uncle jesse and the oslen twins

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins
by Matthew November 16, 2003
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osle

To intentionally respond to a request with something similar to (but not what was requested) without the requesting party's knowledge; to beguile.
Can I borrow your keys?
Sure man (hands a door key over)
Fuck man, you trying to ossle me?
by Tensai December 13, 2004
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Oslegible

Wow, you're oslegible today, do you normally drink that much coffee?
by an oslegible fellow December 11, 2003
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