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Osama Bin Laden 

A terrorist who attempts to harm American citizens and soldiers, much like Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, and the Confederate Army.
I chuckle when people with Rebel Flags on their pickup trucks talk about how evil Bin Laden is.
Osama Bin Laden by Daniel Peck December 21, 2003

Osama Bin Laden 

The first and only participant in a series of bullet-eye surgeries performed by Seal Team 6.
Chaz: OH MY GOD!!! OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!!

Jake: What kind of name is Chaz??
Osama Bin Laden by CoolSteve July 11, 2011

Osama bin Laden 

Obama: "US Ground Forces infiltrated Osama bin Laden's compound, bent him over, and fucked him with a rusty pipe without lube before executing him point-blank with a .44. God Bless America."

Osama bin Laden 

Terrorist leader who is apparently far more intelligent than the combined intelligence of the world leaders trying to find him.
My friend got a perfect score on his MCAT. He's a straight-up Osama bin Laden.

Osama Bin Laden 

America: "Dammit, we didn't even count to 20 and Osama Bin Laden still got away"
Osama Bin Laden by AlexCHCH November 30, 2010