bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

by crazy b February 11, 2005

Bumpy Ice Dragon

Not wanking for 90 years, then releasing your load.

I had a crazy Bumpy Ice Dragon

by xLiam OSullivan September 6, 2016

Bumpy Heads

Name given to guys with bumpy shaved heads sitting in the left field pavilion at Dodger games.

I had to leave early because a family of Bumpy Heads were blocking my view.

by Chef-a-Cito August 4, 2010

Bumpy Sweater Button

A Bumpy Sweater Button is a man with Bumps on his extremely small penis.

That Bumpy Sweater Button has more Bumps on his extremely small penis than I've seen on a filthy warthog.

by Taz the word man April 25, 2019

The bumpy ride home.

When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)

* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.

Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"

Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"

Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"

by I took the bumpy road home ;) March 26, 2010

Bumpy Headed Bladder Bull

The name given to a person who bumps they head on bladder (gives mad head).

That girl the bumpy headed bladder bull.

by Gangsta Ass Nigga October 9, 2008

Screaming Bumpy

A screaming bumpy is when you have back seat anal sex in the back of a Toyota Carola doing 60 mph down a dirt road

"she was walking funny after that screaming bumpy and taking that sharp corner near the big rock"

by anonymous August 1, 2022