A way to have sex.
Unlike vaginal or anal where you penetrate the vagina or anus respectively, or oral where she sucks you, or tit where you fuck her tits like its ass or poke her nipples; Optical sex it where you pentrate her eye.
You push your hardened dick into her eye and proceed to do her. Her eye must be wide open the whole time. The act is finished when her eye is covered in cum.
Unlike vaginal or anal where you penetrate the vagina or anus respectively, or oral where she sucks you, or tit where you fuck her tits like its ass or poke her nipples; Optical sex it where you pentrate her eye.
You push your hardened dick into her eye and proceed to do her. Her eye must be wide open the whole time. The act is finished when her eye is covered in cum.
by Vladmir Makarov April 17, 2019
When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.
by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 22, 2008
The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.
by beandog February 9, 2005
Used to indicate staring; can also use "ill optic"; derived from Cyclops' (of the X-Men) special power
Joe "That cop's been watching us for a while now."
Barry "Oh, yeah he's giving us an optic blast?"
- Or -
Joe "That cop's giving us the ill optic."
Barry "Oh, yeah he's giving us an optic blast?"
- Or -
Joe "That cop's giving us the ill optic."
by Neo June 15, 2003
This is slang in some regions of the UK for the scientifical term eye guts. Often mistaken, optic nerve, by some for the real term, alas, it is not.
Used in Northern England and some parts of Scotland on the borderline.
Used in Northern England and some parts of Scotland on the borderline.
by Dr. Sheldon Cooper. August 23, 2010
by Rub my nipps? September 15, 2013
from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".
by terryzz February 22, 2009