opeth

Opeth is the best band ever thrown in to this godforsaken earth, their music is insparational and... just kickass. Although in Flames is alright they're still within no comparison of Opeth andd there for shoulden't be in the same sentence unless saying "Opeth owns inflames" etc etc.

Opeth rules all.

many pronounce it opith but its pronounced O-peth with abig O!!! big O!!!

"The owner of all"

"the Gods of music"

by Jewel April 7, 2004

Oester Bunny

A fat bitch teacher with bunny ears and a cream pie on her ass, who comes once a year on easter.

That fat ass Oester Bunny only gave me 3 jelly beans.

by Oester=Bitch May 4, 2009

opes

An expression used when a mistake is made by a Midwesterner; an accidental blend of 'oops' with the Midwestern expression: 'ope.'

*A man accidentally bumps into a lady.*
Man: Opes, sorry about that.

by PseudoPsacredPsychoVirgin October 23, 2017

opethforum

opethforum is an unofficial forum of the band Opeth. The forum was started in July of 2005. The forum has 4 sections: Opeth, Off Topic, Other bands/artists, and a new VIP section. The Off Topic section is the hightlight of the forums. Many masterful photoshops are done in this forum, most notably by gunhaver and Shadows Skulk. Opethforum also has a myspace account and the member Beverto created a fake myspace site for the bassist of Opeth, Martin Mendez. Many people were tricked, but the band found out and sent out an official bulletin and put up a message on their official site. A former visitor of the site was Joseph Cousins, who is probably most recognized for his work in Kindergarted Cop, starring the Governator himself! opethforum rulz.

opethforum is teh shitz0r imo

by Blackesteyes September 12, 2008

Oreste

A very hot guy who looks like a badass but in the reality, he's sweeter than des Barbe à Papa. He is a teddy with his deadly, divine penis. Usually, he masters French Kiss and dances like MJ.

You can easily recognize an Oreste:
- You melt if he looks you straight in your eyes.
- He is good at sports.
- He is good at playing instruments.
- He is good at everything.
- He has the deepest, sexiest sex moans ever.

I: OMG! He gave me the best Sex session of my life. I think he is l'amour de ma vie.
E: You're probably right girl, he's an Oreste.

by Bolingo April 28, 2014

obestard

1. noun - An ignorant, mean, or rude overweight person; a fat bastard
2. noun - A mentally disabled or retarded overweight person

"Mark is being a total obestard! Who does he think he is? Maybe he is just rude and angry because he's disgustingly fat."

by Dr1vE January 5, 2009

olestra

The generic name for Olean, the fake fat that set off another 90's fad. It was used mainly in potato chips. It helps you lose weight because the fat is not absorbed into your body, but comes leaking out your ass, hence the warning on every bag: "May cause anal leakage"

I was a kid in the 90's, I remember the Olestra craze.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005