one-legged

When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above

-How’d you sleep last night?

-One-legged!

by prisky April 11, 2022

one legged shini

a person that would get a shotgun leg just to kill themselves faster

he will become a One Legged Shini rather than a pirate

by one legged shini June 30, 2017

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

one leg belinda

Is a white woman from the Midwest who eats on the souls of innocent men. They usually are good at mason work like building walls. Also are know to be sexy as fuck - good in bed- and great at road head

Watch out for the one leg belinda

by Mericachavez May 5, 2018