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One Way Phone Sex

One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.
Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.
by big braddah October 13, 2012
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One way ticket to Oregon

Suicide, whether legally assisted as allowed by Oregon law or not
In 1961, Ernest Hemingway pulled out his shotgun and bought a one way ticket to Oregon.
by jdotx November 23, 2011
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It means that u can't come out of a bad or worrying situation that bother's you currently (or) which breaks Ur head and bogs u down.You have no other choice than going through a bad phase in your life.
His girl-friend ditched him and so he felt like it was a one-way ticket to heart-break city.
by over- the-top March 29, 2010
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There is more than one way to bake a pi.

A geeky way of saying that one can derive the value of π from different methods, whose approximated values could be obtained from fractions or formulas.
Just as there are many ways to skin a mathematical cat, there is more than one way to bake a pi.
by Covido February 27, 2022
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Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.
I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.
by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013
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more than one way to skin a cat

A phrase implying that there are several methods with which one can remove the outer layer known as skin off of a Domesticated Felis Catus also known as a cat.
Winston: I skinned a cat with a knife.
Joseph: I skinned a cat with my bare hands.
Roberto: Well fellas, I guess theres more than one way to skin a cat.
by bigcohonesjohn February 5, 2018
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One way dirt road

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.
Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...
by shomesomethin July 30, 2010
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