Clock

An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Clock In

The first shot taken by a professional drinker, which sounds similar to punching a time-clock.

Will: "Sorry I'm late."
Chuck: "That's ok, but don't forget to Clock In"
Will: "Two Whiskeys!"

by Ken11 February 21, 2020

Clock

To shove one's finger(s), usually the index or middle, up another person's rectum while they are still clothed. Generally referred to as "putting on clock" or "being put on clock." Seems to have originated sometime in the year 2001 AD. Practised by few, despised by many, revered by none, "clock" is a dubious part of Pizes Pad OG. If a "clock" is extremely vigorous, it may be dubbed a "Mat-clock."

Raag, help me dude, Fro keeps trying to put me on clock!

by Pize October 13, 2004

Clock

Noun
Originated in Decatur, IL

An individual who lacks the basic cognitive ability to make decisions. This individual is plagued with a mediocre existence and will have trouble finding a significant other. When given total freedom, a Clock will often wallow in caves of failure.

Clock can also be used as an ethnic slur against every ethnicity imaginable. It is officially the greatest one-up word to combat any other ethnic slur. If someone calls you an ethnic slur, call them a Clock and prepare for dinner - because you're going to be feasting on tears very soon.

Frankie: "Yo, John Madden is such a Clock. I don't know why they ever let this guy call games."

John: "Hey, Fred, you're such a {insert offensive ethnic slur here}!"
Fred; "Bro, you sound mad. I'm just thankful that I'm not a Clock."
*John is stricken with grief and sobs softly in the corner of the room*

by TheRealDuplicity October 29, 2011

clock

Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.

You like the clock.

by Stuart November 18, 2003

Clock

An item you use to to tell what time it is. They can be very decorative, and handy to tell you what time it is.

I like the clock in my house

by lunar shadows January 6, 2005

Clock

When a woman's clitoris is so big...it looks like a small cock. Or when a man's cock is so small...it looks like a big clitoris. A clock!

He/She had a clock!

by Genius25 November 18, 2009