Lindsay Lohan

A talented actress, lousy singer who was once very beautiful, but now is skinny and nasty with dried-up blonde hair that looks like the bristles on a broom. Once idolized Paris Hilton, but now hates her for stealing Mary-Kate's "man". A stupid whore that I used to like until she got a big head after starring in "Freaky Friday".

Bouncer: "You can't get in the club"

Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!

by fags-in-the-shower January 17, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

A cute talented actress but bad singer who is nice but shows a lil bit too much of her body that needs to get a few pounds back on it.

You need to eat or you'll turn into a Lindsay.

by xcookiex July 11, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

A cute and talented young actress that could have been a good role model for girls, but instead decided to ruin her career with excessive partying.
So tragic.
Let this be a lesson to aspiring young actresses everywhere. If you want to be taken seriously as an actress, stay out of the tabloids.

She had such potential, but turned out to be another Lindsay Lohan.

by crystal waters September 23, 2006

Lindsey Lohan

she was really cute as a child. and... now she's an extremely slutty whore.

"Hello everyone. Have you seen my cocaine? Apparently i lost it when screwing 3 guys at once with my gigantic boobs."
-Lindsey Lohan

by raineyyylikebam May 03, 2008

lohan drip

A general nasal irritance characterized by: sniffling; nose wiping; skin redness due to high-velocity crystalline particle burn; and blood pouring down your face. It is caused by an inexhaustible quantity of priveledge and wealth that prevents you from realizing you are using far too much cocaine in the span of a day... every day!

i've got the lohan drip

by marinda June 01, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

A walkin', talkin', stick figure disgrace to women everywhere, who can't sing nor act and who's boobs are bigger than her career.

Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of an anorexic 'supposed to be a celeb' Paris Hilton, mixed with a Pamela Anderson/Jessica Simpson whos boobs are bigger than their career.

"My mom says if I ever try to be Lindsay Lohan, she'll kick me out of the house for being an anorexic whore."

by Mollika January 11, 2006

lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.

"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"

by AJAW January 01, 2005