I'll let you figure out what this means...But if you don't know: Jizz, Come, Cum, Spunk, Wank, Sperm, Seminal Fluid etc.
Manuel: Hey Carlos I just Totally made that Hoe eat my Nutsack Mayo
Carlos: Wow....smooth real smooth
Carlos: Wow....smooth real smooth
by Barry Twott May 28, 2013
Guy 1: Dude, I got with James’s mom last night
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden
by Lacrosse.player September 29, 2020
by FamousJew May 29, 2020
To show no interest or concern for an activity.
The opposite of the phrase 'keen as mustard'.
The phrase is believed to come from the fact that mayonaise is the opposite to mustard. They are both condiments but mayo is to an egg what mustard is to a seed.
The opposite of the phrase 'keen as mustard'.
The phrase is believed to come from the fact that mayonaise is the opposite to mustard. They are both condiments but mayo is to an egg what mustard is to a seed.
Person 1: Have you written much of your essay?
Person 2: Nope, I'm about as keen as mayo, all I've done is plagiarise 2,000 words.
Person 2: Nope, I'm about as keen as mayo, all I've done is plagiarise 2,000 words.
by DennisCarbon August 26, 2011
When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.
by Mr.Carey March 20, 2017
by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008
what LMAO sounds like when pronounced phonetically. sometimes used on web forums to denote sarcasm when "laughing" at a non-humorous joke. may also be used to express genuine amusement, depending on the context.
by bikehorn86 January 18, 2007