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Omni-Straight

All knowing of the Straight kind, all straight, only straight, nothing else.
Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?

He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight

It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
by Applesauce apples October 17, 2019
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quando omni flunkus moritati

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021
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Omni Passado Dijo Inato

The most powerful spell known to the human mind. Extends beyond of boundries of time and space to utterly obliterate anything that dares threaten the user. Over thousands of years, it has evolved into a slang of sorts, with each word having a seperate meaning, but only when used together. No one is certain how such a powerful spell became but mere slang, but it will never lose its true meaning. Here is the meaning of each word, street style:

Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable

Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
Omni Passado Dijo Inato! Get out of my fucking house!!!
by Lord Permillium III November 28, 2004
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Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011
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Omni-Balance

Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.
I have to fight Gus in the sports festival? Time to Omni-Balance.
by stangfastking1 August 6, 2022
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down omni

1. adj. worse than being down bad for someone in a romantic/sexual manner. Also worse than being down horrendous, down catastrophic, down apocalyptic, down Jurassic, down galactic combined.

2. n. a person completely devoid of morality when a person of sexual/romantic interest is involved.
The way Fed lusted after Noriko even after she said she wanted to kill 4 people was down omni
by CapnRedB June 14, 2022
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Omni Male

A male who is Alpha, Beta, and Sigma all occurring simultaneously
Jimmy has evolved to an omni male
by CaptainFroggo March 2, 2023
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