Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?
He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight
It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight
It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
by Applesauce apples October 17, 2019

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021

The most powerful spell known to the human mind. Extends beyond of boundries of time and space to utterly obliterate anything that dares threaten the user. Over thousands of years, it has evolved into a slang of sorts, with each word having a seperate meaning, but only when used together. No one is certain how such a powerful spell became but mere slang, but it will never lose its true meaning. Here is the meaning of each word, street style:
Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable
Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable
Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
by Lord Permillium III November 28, 2004

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?
Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

by audaciityy June 21, 2019

an individual who does not leave the house unless forced to, lacks intellect, and makes the worst takes known to mankind.
average omni L
by Lqjk August 13, 2022

Usually someone that is more powerful than sigma/alpha males, born from 2 alpha male and female, omni beings are really powerful and have everyone and everything at they're power.
Beta male: hah what does omni being even mean? thats some nerd shit
Omni-Being: you wouldnt understand it because your just a beta.
Omni-Being: you wouldnt understand it because your just a beta.
by Joaquinkiller1111 June 27, 2021
