Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?
He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight
It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight
It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
by Applesauce apples October 17, 2019
The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
by DuctTapeForever October 18, 2021
The most powerful spell known to the human mind. Extends beyond of boundries of time and space to utterly obliterate anything that dares threaten the user. Over thousands of years, it has evolved into a slang of sorts, with each word having a seperate meaning, but only when used together. No one is certain how such a powerful spell became but mere slang, but it will never lose its true meaning. Here is the meaning of each word, street style:
Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable
Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable
Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
by Lord Permillium III November 29, 2004
Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?
Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
by TokyoPDX May 31, 2011
Someone that identifies as he/him, she/her, and they/them that is attracted and is pansexual. They are everything, and they have sex with everything. They are as gay as it gets.
Person: Hey what are your pronouns?
Other person: Call me any of them, he/she/they whatever you like.
Person: Do you like women?
Other person: Yes! I like everyone, men women they/thems
Person: Holy shit, you’re Omni gay!
Other person: Call me any of them, he/she/they whatever you like.
Person: Do you like women?
Other person: Yes! I like everyone, men women they/thems
Person: Holy shit, you’re Omni gay!
by CommieFricktard July 03, 2022
Wack ass school with staff who don't do shit, girls who all simp for one mop haired emo kid, and boys who say some of the most racist, homophobic, disgusting, inhuman, gut wrenching shit you will ever hear. The white kids here ghettoer than the ghetto and the cafeteria which serves wet, thrown-up patties in between two slices of the dryest, most tasteless pieces of bread a human has ever tasted.
Anyone else: “omg you go to omni middle school? I have you in my prayers.”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”
by Wifebeater2000 June 03, 2022
by CaptainFroggo March 03, 2023