Officer's brat

The offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer born after the officer(s) have gone through training. Not to be confused with officer's kid.

abbreviated O.B.

"Sometimes you can be such an O.B."

"I am NOT an officer's brat! I was born AFTER my parents went to training, thank you very much!"

by placemat January 23, 2009

officer treebody'd

when you get searchd by a cop , and he finds everything in your pocket but your weed, then the cop decideds to search you again because your friend has had somthing found in there pocket, you get screwd over outa the weed you were sure you could go home and gloat about. and the officer gets to smoke ur trees and get 'officer treebody'd while you wonder how your gonna spill the beans to ur parents about how you got a possesion of a controlled substance charge.

I was shure that I was gonna be hitting the bong later until officer treebody came along and ruind my day. hes probably munchin on donuts right now that was some good kush hes probably so officer treebody'd .

by levi loves apples November 2, 2011

officer nordberg

The one man on the Police Squad who hasn't given up looking for the real killer(s) of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

Officer Nordberg has remained dogged about finding the real killer since he accidentally contaminated and ruined the crime scene with his own DNA.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

Officer McIhaveahugecock

A man (esp. in the armed services or police) who posesses a phallus of immense girth or length. Also used to describe people with huge self esteem.

I am Officer McIhaveahugecock.

by Trebor May 5, 2003

officer brown

when a black cop pulls you over and fronts like he's out of the hood..... like he's been through the same shit.

"check out officer brown over there hastlin' those kids."

by spacefacekillah March 11, 2010

officer joe

An idiot cop who does not know how to drive a stick, also has 80k dollar resume. Works three jobs including Porter, Home land security, Olympic runner. Officer Joe also likes to play as a gay bartender on the weekends.

Officer Joe is so dumb, that fuck cant drive a stick to save his life.

by Don Durham December 14, 2011

officer cartman

In a word: Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.

officer cartman is a gay.

by Mattus Ruttus September 4, 2008