Morbidly Obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.

If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown's Neighbor December 6, 2006

Obese

A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.

Look at that obese fucker, didn't he realize he was fat and stop eating before he required a mobility scooter

by VanNostrilBoy April 8, 2010

Obeseiditis

obese-eh-die-tis
the disease of being tremendously fat. this term is usually used to gain sympathy for ones self.
excuses, excuses=

"woah your a fat ass!!!"

"its not my fault i have obeseiditis"

"oh i am so sorry!!!heres a twinkie!"

"thank you that helps so much!!"

by boney_babes December 25, 2007

obese twafag

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.

Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL

by PlasticBiscuit May 21, 2017

obesity

fat

for obesity see; Sharon Muxworthy

by filfy1988 January 13, 2009

conor oberst

A man who makes depression sound extremely appealing. He is just that amazing with words.

I have a friend who's mostly made of pain. He wakes up, drives to work, and straight back home again.

by Sarah Kiser April 9, 2005

obeast

unattractive female; physically gruesome. a combination of obese and beast. Must have a few characteristics of a wild animal; snaggletooth, venom, or fur. 350+ LBS. No attractive attributes must be present to qualify. Mustache BONUS!!

Remember that ugly ass chic that lived down the block, well she got maaaaaaaaaad fat. That bitch is OBEAST now!!

by sir deacon May 18, 2009