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Oatmeal Cookie

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!
i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.
by gunslingergervy_c_e July 26, 2006
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oatmeal

An breakfast consisting of warmed oats and water... quite tasty! its not a pussy you pervs!
Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast
by miss peeniz biznatch November 8, 2003
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Oatmeal Cream Surprise

The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.
Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!
by Timbo and R Flo August 15, 2009
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Anus Oatmeal

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017
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Oatmealy

That warm and mushy feeling you get inside your stomach when you're around someone you like.
Wow, she really gives me that oatmealy feeling when she's around.
by freedom_fighter May 4, 2009
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octomentary

A fictitious documentary that features the Octomom trying to look like a normal mom.
Oh my Gawd...did you catch the octomentary put out by eyesore? Does she actually think she looks good in it?
by n4b November 26, 2009
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Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.
I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.
by Dano69 November 14, 2006
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