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The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.
Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!
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It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
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