nutes

Nutes is a common slang term for plant nutrients. Nitrogen, phosphate and potassium (NPK) or any of the micro nuttrients, sulphur, calcium, magneseum and iron, etc..

Joe topped off the nutes in his hydroponic resevior.

by Buzzola May 24, 2006

Nutella

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.

by Neverendingname June 11, 2011

nutlet

1) a small nut
2) a quick and dirty male orgasm

1) i kicked him in the nutlets.
2) we didn't have time to make love, so i just busted a nutlet

by ocmarts December 14, 2008

nudie bar

A strip club/bar where the dancers go completely nude.

There are a couple of nudie bars outside the city limits.

by musdan77 August 14, 2009

Nutella Virgin

Someone really lame who has never tasted nutella.

Me: Hey wanna go get some nutella?
You: WTF is nutella?
Me: You're such a nutella virgin, you fag.

by Youre mommmma! May 13, 2009

Nutella'ing

The act of rubbing Nutella on a person's body and then licking it off.

Oh man, I nutella'd last night and it was so sexy. I hope you go nutella'ing tonight with a hot chick.

by Kuzuail March 1, 2011

Nudie booth

It's great! It's booth and theres a glass between you and some chick. And she puts on a show for you for like $10.

After Jay paid the chick in the nudy booth $10, she put a show on for him.

by Silent Bob January 27, 2004