numpty

Someone who does not know what a Numpty is - typically based in the Good Ol' US of A.

Frequently works for someone like Joe from the Button Factory and sometimes has long blonde hair

by UK Friends July 27, 2004

numpty

martin friend i.e buggers up pc's just by looking at them also see: wong johnny curse of

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

numpty

The piece of flesh between your A*** Hole and your Private parts.

I had the runs so bad it was dribbling down my numpty

by Nik January 22, 2004

numpty

an eejit, a complete lourdes

Clare Young from Portaferry

by Roisin November 5, 2002

numpty

A uptight savage aristo wannabe you supports a team of losers.

That f**king tom carter.....by definition is a numpty!!

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

numpty

A numpty is a person of great dopiness, always buffooing around, and dropping things.

Eh Meark ye great nump-teh, get to the toilet next time.

by Mavis McBeardwart October 29, 2003

numpty

Anything or anybody who is so xxxxing stupid as to pxxx off. A word that can be substitued for less politically correct words often found offensive by the fairer sex

You xxxxing numpty

by neil June 5, 2003