numpty

A guy who always stands as close as possible to you when at the urinal and who you are sure is sneaking a peak...

My friend John-Roy is a real numpty I caught him checking out the goods...

by RAH August 07, 2003

numpty

martin friend i.e buggers up pc's just by looking at them also see: wong johnny curse of

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

numpty

The piece of flesh between your A*** Hole and your Private parts.

I had the runs so bad it was dribbling down my numpty

by Nik January 22, 2004

numpty

an eejit, a complete lourdes

Clare Young from Portaferry

by Roisin November 05, 2002

numpty

A numpty is a person of great dopiness, always buffooing around, and dropping things.

Eh Meark ye great nump-teh, get to the toilet next time.

by Mavis McBeardwart October 29, 2003

numpty

A uptight savage aristo wannabe you supports a team of losers.

That f**king tom carter.....by definition is a numpty!!

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

numpty

Anything or anybody who is so xxxxing stupid as to pxxx off. A word that can be substitued for less politically correct words often found offensive by the fairer sex

You xxxxing numpty

by neil June 05, 2003