Nuke

The shit that I took in the toilet

I just nuked the toilet

by Yo boii March 12, 2021

Nuke

Shit that blows up

He got nuked

by Sonofanitch April 4, 2022

nuke

not just a regular blunt. not the average size blunt. but a nuke. drop bombs on your face when you roll a nuke.

Yo lets buy two dubs, fuck two blunts, were rollin one nuke.

by chillll June 18, 2008

Nuke

A hook-up that is so intense, it's of nuclear proportions.

Variations: Nuke it out; Nukin'

Caking, smashing, nailing, boning, etc. all have similar meanings, but none can match the intensity level associated with "nuking."

-Bro, did you ever end up gettin' with that bitch last night?
-Dude. We nuked it out for the longest time, it was unbelievable. I'm gonna try and nuke her again later tonight...
-Shit, man...I saw you guys cakin but I didn't think you'd actually nuke her.

by garhcSD January 15, 2011

Nuke

When an excessive amount of semen is released during ejaculation.

"Hey man, how was your night last night?"
"It was pretty good, but my favorite part was when i nuked all over your mom's face..."

"Man last night i was wanking off, and i nuked so hard my toilet overflowed!

by BallsMan5 March 28, 2012

nuke

1. a nuclear weapon

2. to destroy someone or something

3. to microwave something

A nuke is most dangerous when an unstable country has it.

by Light Joker October 23, 2006

Nuke

When a fat guy farts a wet fart that makes the room smell horrible. No one lives through it. He is unaware that he does this till people start to die.

Fat guy: why is everyone dead? AHHH CRAP I NUKED THE PLACE!!

by DARK3R February 8, 2009