natty nap

The act of sleeping after passing out for consuming way too much Natural Light at a party.

Johnny woke up from his natty nap and realized he was in the hospital for a couple of days.

by 305 trips November 11, 2009

Nattycolitis

the inability to form solid feces due to years of frequent natty light consumption

Theodore: "Dood, I blow up hard at work"
Jontae: "Yeah, same, I rarely shit solid any more"
Theodore: "HAHAHA, maybe we have Nattycolitis"

Sampsun: "Bro, I have been shitting rice water and blood for weeks. I think I have developed Chronic Nattycolitis."
Jeffrey: "I ferment mine."

Scott: "Ben, I haven't duked a solid log in months; all my poop is straight liquid."
Benjamin: "Uhhh, it sounds like you might have Nattycolitis. How long have you been bingeing on natty?"
Scott: "Probably 15 years, since I was 12, no doubt."

by SanduskyBwai69 November 20, 2011

Natty

Slang term for The College Football National Championship

Some college football teams like Clemson have played in the Natty multiple times. Others, like The University of South Carolina, have never come close.

by Ldhymnd January 6, 2017

Yammering Netty

Used to describe a person, usually a nagging wife, that constantly babbles and complains about even the smallest of issues. This person will usually express their resentment or displeasure in a public place such as a grocery store or restaurant.

Yammering Netty literally means Clamorous Toilet; from the
verb Yammer: To utter or say in a complaining or clamorous tone; and the noun Netty: The British slang word for public or outside toilet. - See also: Chatter Box

Herold took Alice out to a nice restaurant and all she did was babble about how he never takes her anywhere nice. Alice is such a Yammering Netty.

by Wm M. May 22, 2008

Natty Hunt

Cruisin the streets lookin for open garages with fridges full of some nattys to wap on. Never actually results in nattys though because anyone who owns a house doesn't drink natty.

Yo, it's almost noon, you tryna start poundin?" "Yeah man, let's natty hunt for an ill minute.

by emoney$$$ May 10, 2011

Hot Nottle

Typically an apelike male. With a large beer gut and a balding head. Can refer to his intense sexual prowess. Or his tendency to shit his pants.

Hey, that hot nottle over there smells like shit and is wearing some sort of sport coat with patches on the elbows but damn, I need to jump that dude.

by Mr. Awsome 2 February 2, 2010

natty lite

slang for the brand of beer natural light.

'natty lite, makes my body sweat

by jah-master June 11, 2006