Nokia Tune

An exceedingly annoying default ringtone on Nokia handsets which when rings makes the bystander snatch that ugly-hoe cellphone and shove it up the owner's ass.

*ring* *ring*
Tim: Jim is that Nokia Tune coming out of your vibrating ass?
Jim: Uh, yeah.. I din't change the tone and my girlfriend pushed my shit in with it.
Tim: Mofucka.

by MorbidDaKid December 16, 2009

Nokia brick

A FREAKING NUCLEAR BOMB

Hay John watch out you might kill us all if you drop your Nokia brick

by Nokiaboi1000 June 5, 2019

nokia 6600

a cellphone that does nothing they sold it to be. it's slow, it crashes all the time, it's a dud.

is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.

by alan October 21, 2004

Nokia 5800

Nokia's cheap, crappy, unreliable excuse for a iPhone competitor which runs a 10 year old operating system with larger icons as an excuse for "touch screen optimisation".

1 - so when you getting that new phone then?
2 - this is it, the Nokia 5800 XpressMusic NAM-1
1 - I wouldn't even let Nokia pay ME to get that

by UnfortunateNokiaCustomer July 24, 2009

nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

by Darnville February 4, 2021

NOKIA 5.3

This is a word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father behaves like Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021

NOKIA 5.3

A word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father looks very much like a Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021