nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018

Nocturne Radio

Not just -an- internet radio station.. Nocturne is -the- internet radio station.

1. Nocturne Radio, let the darkness embrace you.
2. Nocturne Radio, everything looks better by moonlight.

by Sephylight March 10, 2005

Nocturnal Me

A great new band formed by former Cute Is What We Aim For members Dave Melillo, Jeff Czum, and Mikey Lasaponara.

Cute Fan #1: "i'm so upset that cute is what we aim for broke up!"

Cute fan #2: "yeah but at least Dave, Jeff, and Mikey have started Nocturnal Me"

by cutefansgonenocturnal September 2, 2009

Nocturnal YouTuber

A person that makes YouTube videos at night.

"Look at those add times he must be a Nocturnal YouTuber!"

by MoonlightMuseum January 12, 2008

Nocturnal Weiner Party

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.

When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008

Nocturnal dirt people

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

Nocturnal Octopus Ninja

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.

Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...

by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010