Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

Nacker Bastard

A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..

*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard

by exohexoh!! October 5, 2011

neckernomination

A game scouts play in which they nominate each other to post a photo of themselves wearing a scout scarf.

Scout 1 "I neckernomination Jason"
Jason "Fuck off you scout cunt"

by XS18megatrom81sx March 8, 2014

neckering

The act of doing something so awesome that it makes everybody else so jealous that they hate you for it.
Inspired from historical figure Jacques Necker who tried to solve all of frances problems but for kicked out of his job.

Stop neckering everything.

by NECKER WUZ HERE September 2, 2020

Fat nacker

Someone who is fat and ignorant. This word is often used when someone annoys you and you can't think of an insult.

Oh Henry you fat nacker, what have you done now. Why did you do that!

by Haydo Thorny April 25, 2010

Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

by snarftits September 17, 2014

Fudge Nucker

Fudge Nucker is another word for a-hole or butt head. It could also mean a nut breaker (not the kind you eat) cuz' if you get offended girls you know where you're gonna kick a man.

Boy grabs girl's chest...

Girl-YOU FUDGE NUCKER! *kicks him where it hurts! OUCH!*

Boy-OW!

Girl walks away giggling with her friends.

by Yoda! March 22, 2009