Pud Whacker

Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard

Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.

by C:dub April 29, 2003

Sandal Whacker

A girl who gives very aggressive handjobs, relieving their built up frustration.

I was with this girl on the weekend, she was a right sandal whacker, and now my dick hurts man!

by Fudge Krinks March 22, 2020

Wiki Whacker

A man/woman who uses picures or text on Wikipedia to jerk off.

Jakob: " Did you hear that Dan was Spanking his monkey to a picture of Adolf Hitler on Wikipedia?"

Ryan: " Yeah, What a Wiki Whacker!'.

by The Togetherness Stick April 5, 2011

pug whacker

One who gets angry and finds an extremely ugly pug to whack around cuz he/she knows its defenseless and gains great pleasure in doing so

"god that dude is such a pug whacker'

by ss 13 January 5, 2017

bell whacker

A complete degenerate who does nothing but boil your piss with the shit that comes out of their mouth, and how they act on a daily basis.

Oh brilliant, Dave's just shown up. He's a complete fucking bell whacker, that lad.

by CwgT March 18, 2020

Turn whacker

One who makes a complete stop to turn into a neighborhood without using a turn signal. This forces all trailing motorist to make an abrupt stop.

Charlie's quick reaction helped him avoid an accident from the turn whacker.

by SNR4LIFE June 23, 2016

Cracker Whacker

Formerly known as “foldable chair” used in the 2023 Montgomery Alabama, Riverboat Brawl as the primary disciplinary tool or weapon by afro American Chair guy

“Wow he went wild with that ‘cracker Whacker”

by KNot the watcher August 13, 2023