pitch hitter

When the vagina is out of commission from her period and the man asks to substitute with her asshole instead.

Due to the monthly vistor, her boyfriend asked for the pitch hitter.

by snowboard freak November 9, 2009

heavy hitter

A person who does a certain action to the extreme.

That brotha's a heavy hitter, look at him wordrock/word that hookah.

by jihad October 23, 2003

Pipe Hitter

A serious thug - Dedicated, professional and highly capable of "gettin' medieval on yo' ass" in highly unique and creative ways, from urban combat to hands-on work.

"I was in the Special Forces for ten years, now I do private security for the mob. Settle problems for them. I'm their number one pipe hitter."

Merc's in Iraqistan wear t-shirts that say "Pipe Hitters Union - Local 187"

Marsellus Wallace: "call a coupla pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch"

by Jules - Bad Motha' December 18, 2005

Big Hitters

When a female has an abnormally large chest relative to her size. Synonymous with big titties.

Person 1: "Yo did you watch UFC last night"
Person 2: "Yeah bro. Did you see Paige VanZant's big hitters? They stole the show."

by BigDeano123 February 23, 2020

Titty hitter

When you hit clapstain keisha in the titties with a tennis ball after they call you an ass

Guy1: I hit clapstain in the tit with a tennis ball
Guy2: did it hurt
Clapstain: yes that shit hurted
Guy:3 so your a titty hitter

by Ltjimmy February 17, 2020

Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.

Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.

by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011

Pitching-a-no-hitter

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.

Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

by weeny bubble August 26, 2010