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nincompoop

Look, if you get called this in the big '25, you truly gotta kill yourself. No other option.
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A stupid person, clearly like you.
"Well... you're a nincompoop! A stupid, stupid, nincompoop!"
by bigdoninc March 12, 2025
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a drunk-ass at a bar who runs out grabbing a girl and has sex with her
damn Mike, that nincompoop gonna fuck that bitch ain't he
by marlinandnemo June 8, 2021
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Nincompoop is a trail of marble sized human feces created by fedora wearing incels that unintentionally consume toxic beverages brewed by said incel created specifically for rape of a fellow family member.
.Thanks to John Herman...The "Victim" was identified after forensic reports revealed the Nincompoop matched the DNA of the perpertrator."
by Ann M Neesia October 26, 2019
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Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.
If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense, and was the kind of person that would make sure nobody found the smoking gun that put a hole in the guy's back.
by The Original Agahnim June 11, 2021
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What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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An absolute fool, someone who is so dumb and such an ignorant idiot that they have earned the name nincompoop.
Did you see how much of a nincompoop that guy Seth is, almost as bad as Xavi”
by Not a bozo July 15, 2021
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A word you meant to say when you accidentally drop the hard R
"OH YOU FUCKING N****R! OHH SHIT I MEANT NINCOMPOOP DUUUUUUUDE"
by necoh July 5, 2024
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