Nincompoop

A foolish or annoying person.

"Could you two nincompoops cut it out!?" Said the mother to her two sons arguing.

by Random Lexi on UrbanDictionary June 04, 2023

Nincompoop

An absolute fool, someone who is so dumb and such an ignorant idiot that they have earned the name nincompoop.

“Did you see how much of a nincompoop that guy Seth is, almost as bad as Xavi”

by Not a bozo July 16, 2021

Nincompoop

A silly person.

What my mum calls me all the time...

Me: I was looking for the doughnuts but they were right infront of my face!
My mum: You nincompoop!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

nincompoop

A nincom that does poop

You are such a nincompoop disgusting

by monw November 26, 2019

Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.

Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.

by voxtacet November 30, 2022

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacal spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma December 03, 2016

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma February 11, 2015