Nincompoop

A foolish or annoying person.

"Could you two nincompoops cut it out!?" Said the mother to her two sons arguing.

by Random Lexi on UrbanDictionary June 4, 2023

nincompoop

Addi Torkelson

“i fucking hate all you nincompoops”
“what’s a nincompoop?”-Addi T
“you”

by Cgareny12040404 January 3, 2021

Nincompoop

A word that makes you laugh when you're high.

It means a stupid or useless person.

John: This dude's a total Nincompoop

Stoned David: AAHAHAHA

by TheYesHm? October 7, 2019

Nincompoop

Very cute baby, particularly a little boy

Phil is such a nincompoop!

by dabestate4ever April 1, 2023

nincompoop

a drunk-ass at a bar who runs out grabbing a girl and has sex with her

damn Mike, that nincompoop gonna fuck that bitch ain't he

by marlinandnemo June 8, 2021

Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.

Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.

by voxtacet November 30, 2022

nincompoop

A word you meant to say when you accidentally drop the hard R

"OH YOU FUCKING N****R! OHH SHIT I MEANT NINCOMPOOP DUUUUUUUDE"

by necoh July 5, 2024