Niko

Common abbreviation used for Mykolaiv (Ukrainian) also known as Nikolaev or Nikolayev (Russian), a city in southern Ukraine
I'll be back in Niko at around 6pm
by Dropdedfred August 08, 2019
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Niko is the name of a Greek kid. Kids named Niko are usually good looking. They are all rich, and have great hair. They also all have hives penises, because all Greek men do.
Did you see Niko today? He looks really fresh.
by Manic fanboy January 15, 2019
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Niko is a fuck ass nigga that won’t do nothing but cheat in his girlfriend and lie about loving you. He wants to be so much like his friends it could him. He hangs around the wrong crowd and he thinks everything is a joke.

HES A FUCK NIGGA AND IMMATURE
You know niko? Yeah he’s a Fuck nigga
by Anna 34577 June 13, 2019
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Niko is a big boi Chungus who loves his special sauce. He is omnipotent and fucks everyone in his path.
Niko loves his special sauce.
P.S. By the way, ‘special sauce’ is John Cena’s cum.
by YourMumGei August 06, 2019
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He is a really really cute boy that goes to Valley Center Middle School and I only went out with him for only a week
Niko was an amazing boyfriend to me. I miss him. 😩
by Blue Girl 051005 March 23, 2017
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An arrogant douche bag with terrible athletes foot and a small and inoperable prick. Also, more likely than not, a closet homosexual. Generally found to be tolerable at first, under careful scientific scrutiny, has been found to lower IQ and severely impede intelligible conversation. While it is well known that most self destruct when they reach prime in high school, the survivors tend to go on to make life miserable for those around them. Often found slumming around bars, slicking back their greasy hippy hair, and generally reeking of Ed Hardy, Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, and failure, they are well known to crash cars on icy bridges for attention. Additionally, as they are both manically suicidal and terrible drivers, it is important to note that, should you ever have the misfortune of meeting one, it is recommended that you either commit Seppuku, or risk being contaminated by a severe case of athletes foot, paranoid fantasies of a world government, and ultimately a fatal case of self entitlement/worth. Additionally, should one ever encounter such a specimen, it is of the utmost importance to bathe regularly and brush ones teeth. Those that have smoked Marijuana with him will understand how wretched it can be to be drawn into a conversation from which there is no end. For those, the only medical remedy is Seppuku.
"Holy shit, that guy is a total Niko."
"Douche doens't cover it. He's a Niko."
"They didn't just salt the earth, they Niko'd it."
"I wouldn't wish Niko upon those poor souls."
"If one more Niko shows up at this party, I'm going to kill myself."
by Betteroffdead August 19, 2011
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A dumb dog

A person whose bad at soccer
"Hey guys, look over there it's a Niko!"
by Quickstrike October 17, 2011
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