Nicolas Cage

the ability to figure out impossible stuff from very, very abstract and vague clues, much like nicolas cage.

"My cat had a rash on its tummy that looked like an eagle so I fed it a dollar bill and it lead me to treasure in the back yard!"

"You Nicolas Cage'd that shit!"

by SUG4RPLUMx September 6, 2009

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Nicholas

Lacker of nickels, and ruler of any change he seeks. He is above all else, centsable

Question asker: "HEY nicholas, got any nickels?"

Nicholas: "No, I'm nickel-less after all!"

by the one who lacks nickels March 11, 2021

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O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.

At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!

by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009

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Nikolas Cabral

A guy who is controlling, manipulative, narcissistic, toxic & takes his insecurities out on his gfs. He has no respect for women. He plays the victim & uses crying as a tactic to make you stay out of pity. Save urslf the time & mental health before talking to him.

Person 1: her bf is so toxic

Person 2: yeah what a Nikolas Cabral

by User#13:) November 2, 2021

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