A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye
"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"
by AuroV February 10, 2018
Brayden Neptune is a sweet boy who loves football and is a big gamer and he will do anything to win his game. He will do anything for his family and friends and he has some downsides but is a good person.
by k;nfdalj September 26, 2020
A place where you get the best drugs possible, Get mugged 3 times a day, and have the worst schools ever
by NJTOWNS October 25, 2015
by Pnklkr69 March 31, 2018
An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...
Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!
by gravy111 December 01, 2010
by Someone cool and famous June 09, 2019
by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019