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Neptune's kiss

A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye
"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"
by AuroV February 10, 2018
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On king neptune

by i hate niggas October 5, 2020
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Neptune Township

A place where you get the best drugs possible, Get mugged 3 times a day, and have the worst schools ever
Kid: Hey are you from Neptune Township
Gangster: Hell yeah

Kid: Pass the weed.....
by NJTOWNS December 20, 2015
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kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .
Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting
by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018
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Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...
Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!
by gravy111 December 2, 2010
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Oh neptune

Used when you remember what planet is after Uranus
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Neptune’s Poseidon Powder

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.
by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019
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