A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye
"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"
by AuroV February 10, 2018

by i hate niggas October 5, 2020

A place where you get the best drugs possible, Get mugged 3 times a day, and have the worst schools ever
by NJTOWNS December 20, 2015

by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...
Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!
by gravy111 December 2, 2010

by Someone cool and famous June 9, 2019

by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019
