A poor example of a Human Being, who lives in the Glasgow area (Scotland), They drink Buckfast and smoke large amounts of cigarettes. They are also taking over the world because they tend to breed like rabits
Female: Ware fake gold, Their make up might as well be orange paint, Tend to have around 4 kids in a litter (Most have children from 13 and up) Drop out of school to become a housewife or go to beauty collage, Usually never see the father of the children ever again
Male: Wear Shell Suits, become a father to 15 childern with diffrent mothers, Have barely any education, Become a Builder, Abuse any other normal members of Socitey
If anyone did'nt know, we are totally ripping the piss out of neds, :) So do us a favor and if you know any Neds, Convert them into Functional members of Society.
Female: Ware fake gold, Their make up might as well be orange paint, Tend to have around 4 kids in a litter (Most have children from 13 and up) Drop out of school to become a housewife or go to beauty collage, Usually never see the father of the children ever again
Male: Wear Shell Suits, become a father to 15 childern with diffrent mothers, Have barely any education, Become a Builder, Abuse any other normal members of Socitey
If anyone did'nt know, we are totally ripping the piss out of neds, :) So do us a favor and if you know any Neds, Convert them into Functional members of Society.
"God,that Ned is Fuc-Tard"
by A functional Member of Society May 14, 2006
Get the Nedmug. A ned is the proper name for a stainless steel dishwashing scrubby that is placed above a sink drain to keep the drain flowing, free from any clogging that may occur. Named after Ned Bechtold who developed this technique.
Hey Chris, don't forget to put a ned in that sink of the fish scales are gonna clog it up real quick.
by MongerX August 28, 2009
Get the Nedmug. A lovely intelligent boy, generally likes to stay home and relax.
Enjoys smoking pot and hanging out with friends in his home in the forest
Enjoys smoking pot and hanging out with friends in his home in the forest
Ned also known as nedalicious
by the girlfromthe place February 3, 2010
Get the Nedmug. Neds are so like totally beastly man, pure hard mans like, flip reverse it! oh, yeah? Ye want a fight? i'm gonna f****************** deck ya, ye little ponc.
complete with burberry, and a 'cool' walk (think a weird kangaroo)
complete with burberry, and a 'cool' walk (think a weird kangaroo)
Think of a nice, well educated, polite charming person like myself, and the person who threatened me (aged 10) and the rest of my family on my dad's birthday and said (quote) i'm gonna slash yer throat, i'm gonna chuck you over this cliff, etc.
by Annabel May 21, 2004
Get the nedmug. The act of being a nerd, without the R of course. This word can be used as a noun, adjective or a noun.
"You're a ned"
by Bigyak September 8, 2011
Get the Nedmug. Ned is a loving caring person. He loves helping kids and pleasuring them filling them with his magical spunk. His hobbo looks represents his thirst for juicy ass and loves a naughty little wank every now again often to great powers like Donald trump or the queen.
by K1Mist January 20, 2022
Get the Nedmug. The act of being overly nice, or nice too often, to the point of it being a detriment to oneself or one's friends.
Miranda: *Says "After you!" and smiles as she lets everyone cut in front of her on the bus.*
Amy: What the? We were the first ones waiting for the bus and the last ones on! Now we don't have a seat! You need to quit with the nedding.
Amy: What the? We were the first ones waiting for the bus and the last ones on! Now we don't have a seat! You need to quit with the nedding.
by SwychbladeSaint December 28, 2013
Get the Neddingmug.