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Naval Tortoise

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!
Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
by DJ Craze October 23, 2013
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Gravy naval

When a man pulls out and ejaculates into the naval (belly button) of his partner.
Oh shit! You gave me a big gravy naval!
by ninjawise December 13, 2019
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Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019
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Naval Slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipient’s open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipient’s mouth and throat.
Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.
by W.R.Slade April 21, 2024
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Naval Speak

Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.
If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.
by humm1n June 18, 2021
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De-navalize

The leaug of nations de-navalize germany
by E=mcswag March 18, 2018
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Naval Players

Naval players are players that don't exist
Woah NAVAL PLAYERS ARE SO GOOD said no one
by Hundehai March 23, 2022
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