A nart is when you think you had a shart, but then you check, and it's not. If you don't check, then it's not a nart. That is, if you don't confirm that it was Not a Shart, then it cannot be a Nart. It is both a verb and a noun. And is perhaps most comply used as a verb in the past tense: "narted".
I was shopping at Home Depot and pushed too hard to get a fart out and was sure I had sharted myself, so I went to the bathroom to clean up, and it turned out it was only a nart. Thank god.
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I narted at Home Depot the other day.
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I really hope that was a nart.
OR
I narted at Home Depot the other day.
OR
I really hope that was a nart.
by PooterMcGavin1982 December 24, 2020
expression of regret of low key anger, preceded by "OH, " or sometimes "AWH," usually in place of a loudly yelled "OH FUCK!"
You to a friend while a younger sibling is around: "OH, Fu---narts! I can't go to the party"
Doctor: you have mild to severe mesothelioma
You: AWH narts
Doctor: you have mild to severe mesothelioma
You: AWH narts
by Haha I swear im not depressed November 01, 2018
A girl whos so fucking anoying and never shuts up and is also very fucking ugly and has a circular head
by Jpdoareo November 27, 2017
Nart is a circassian name for guys. When you do find yourself a Nart, hold on to him. His kind is very rare. The name itself translates to brave and heroic. But if anything, that's just the beginning. A Nart is the most kind-hearted and thoughtful person you'll ever meet. He is dedicated to supporting + uplifting his dear and near friends by being both, understanding + wise (and bonus: motivating + upfront). He is very compassionate, attentive, calm, strong, intuitive, humble, courageous + won't hesitate to stand up for someone in need. He has a charming voice that (like his eyes) show the depth of his soul. Nart is thoroughly a good sport - figuratively and quite literally. Ask his friends. They will unanimously vouch of both. His approach to life is very honest. He holds and lives up to great values. He appreciates respect, fairness and loyalty the most.
Romantically, Nart carries sensitive energies and therefore is undisputedly the best partner. He will do anything to protect his partner + will sweep them off their feet with passionate and loyal drive. His love will be the most valuable you'll ever come across. Know his value.
Speaking of senses, smell isn't his strongest. He is a nature boy by nature. He knows the best video compilations that are so funny that you have to be careful not to pee your pants. Be careful, his great sense of humor will make you go there too. And what a great segway: for some unknown reason, he really likes to go to Mexico.
Romantically, Nart carries sensitive energies and therefore is undisputedly the best partner. He will do anything to protect his partner + will sweep them off their feet with passionate and loyal drive. His love will be the most valuable you'll ever come across. Know his value.
Speaking of senses, smell isn't his strongest. He is a nature boy by nature. He knows the best video compilations that are so funny that you have to be careful not to pee your pants. Be careful, his great sense of humor will make you go there too. And what a great segway: for some unknown reason, he really likes to go to Mexico.
by overanalyist November 21, 2021
by lubedupmonkeyballsack May 22, 2025
Johnny is such a nart he can’t own up to his s&!@
Sarah stop entertaining that nart your too good for that.
Stop arguing with that nart he/she doesn’t get it.
Sarah stop entertaining that nart your too good for that.
Stop arguing with that nart he/she doesn’t get it.
by lillittleshorty April 25, 2019