Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 09, 2019

Booty Napper

One who steals another's sexual partner.

Damn that Chris guy is such a booty napper, he swept Tiffany from right under my nose.

by Analrapist69 November 06, 2014

Fuck Napper

Someone who siphoned all the motivation out of the air.

One that steals the fucks you had.

I had motivation till that fuck napper came by...

by Tar-Tar August 10, 2021