sword of a thousand noobs

the energy sword in halo 2 most think they are pretty skilled with it but in reality they are noobs

guy 1: i so rock at halo
guy 2: no you dont you are using the sword of a thousand noobs.

by Travel Sized Joe January 3, 2009

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.

1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.

by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017

Pernone some Noobs

To demolish some new players or just plain bad players in a video game. To crush their hopes and dreams and win every fight you take. To beat someone so bad they never want to play again. To make that person feel embarrassed on the sticks and have them think why they ever picked them up.

I just want to pernone some noobs on Fortnite and get some dubs but I keep facing PC sweats.

by Crock11 August 22, 2019

Cult of the Noobs

A group of friends that used to be mostly centered around playing Roblox from the years 2019 - 2024. Consisted of approximately 10-12 core members with over 600 other members during its prime. As of right now, the group is practically dead and it's central members were all reported missing last year without any trace of where they might've gone.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Cult of the Noobs?"
"No? What is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by Dimentioof April 28, 2025

Jigger Nobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 3, 2023

Left Noob

It is right next to Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.

Ryan Stiles: Have you ever heard of a place called Moosejaw, Saskatchewan?
Colin Mochrie: Isn't that right beside Left Noob?

by WLIIA July 9, 2010