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I got a better idea. Let's go home, get nekked and make mad, passionate love.
nekked by Bungalow Bill November 27, 2001
the art of slapping someone on the knape of their neck with the back of your hand. if done properly, it will sting and piss that person off.
Holy shit he just gave Brandon Wiggan a necker!
necker by Bobby Hoag September 23, 2008
A Neckie is when you are having intimate relations with a quadriplegic amputee and he/she uses there chin and chest to wank the dick off you.
Jude: who was the date last night?

Sean: fuck the date, the fucken neckee I got off that torso in the wheelchair with the blonde hair last night was amazing.
Neckee by Fat Brenner October 20, 2013
Tired or exhausted. Likely derived from the slang "tuckered" as in the phrase "I'm plum tuckered out", however "neckered" can stand alone without the helping words "plum" and "out".
Been haulin' brush all day. Milked the cows. Plowed the fields. I'm feeling a bit neckered.
neckered by Chad the Wolf October 2, 2006
from the southern lexicon; a term for sexually aroused naked-ness. Whereas being naked is simply being nude; being nekked is being nude and ready to fuck.
Billy: Last night, when I got home from the honky tonk, Darlene was laying on the hide-a-bed with a six pack of bud and a can of WD-40--Nekked!
Bob: God-damn.
Billy: I plowed her so hard that, when I donkey punched her, I knocked her ass out!
Bob: Damn, man.
Billy: Yup, she took it harder than The Rock on Smackdown!

top nocked 

top nocked is when a male gets his penis stuck in a glass bottle.
i got top nocked in a the coke bottle.
top nocked by alex gay January 20, 2005