im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

why is my life so bad

my life in a nutshell; bad

Why is my life so bad? Max said.

by my life stinks February 14, 2020

My bad

My bad was originally My "bag". As in the phrase; "oops, my bag, cuz". Me and my brothers would say it all the time in the 80's when it became popular. But, for all the fucked-up retards who changed it and still say My bad...........FUCK YOU, RETARDS!!!!!

"Oops, my bag cuz" (not my bad)

by donotaskquestions January 21, 2018

my bad

When you messed up so terribly and you don't want to do anything about it

"Why did you cheat on me with your sister?" "My bad. Didn't know we were exclusive."

by oooooh weeeeee January 18, 2021

my bad

used to acknowledge responsibility for a mistake. (Also a phrase my math teacher banned my class from saying)

"Sorry about the confusion. It's my bad"

by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

my bad

when it's dark and it's your mom not your gf

Oh, mom? Dang, my bad.

by JC Murray April 22, 2016

MY BAD

What u say when you have wronged a fellow man or made a life mistake and have been caught in the act. This phrase can be used both sarcastically and not, this is determined by your tone of voice that u say it in.

Dalton: "u silly goose, u touched that 230 again"

Matty Batty: "my bad, my bad"

by Its_Just_MATT13 August 4, 2023