Mushy Tip

Shortened term referring to one's "mushroom tip."

-How defined is your mushroom tip?

-The mushy tip is throbbing.
-I love me a nice thick mushy tip.

1. "Please do not text me while I'm in the middle of caressing the mushy tip."
2. "It's bust-a-load 'o clock, I need to go tingle the mushy tip."
3. "I don't know about you, but my mushy tip resembles an umbrella."

by ThickHungMushyMasterHorse99 September 5, 2013

Mushy Pants

The feeling a male expeirences when he has ejaculated inside his pants and continues to wear them. As the semen makes the pants feel wet and squidgy, like the pants are made of some strange spongy material. Opinions of the feeling vary, some think that it is nice while others detest it. It usually ends in the pants being changed or washed within 2 hours of the incident.

"Shit mayne, I just blew a load in my pants and now i got mushy pants".

by The Bim March 24, 2008

Mushy Chamberpot

What they called the Poopsmith in the Castlefunnies because back then it was a form of treason to print the word poop in the paper. Mushy could only speak in word clouds full of commas, which were probably considered comedic gold back then.

I say, Mushy, do you have a pittance for me'self?

by SMD September 4, 2004

Mushy Love

the platonic love between one mush and another.

'Hey mush!'
'Gimme some of that mushy love!'
*hugs*

by raimzball November 23, 2009

mushy biscut

A game where a bunch of people (mainly guys) sit around biscut and spoof over it. The last guy (or girl.. O.o) to jizzle on the bizzle has to eat it. Fun for the family of all ages.

Four guys around teh soon to be mushy biscut.

Todd: *jizzles*
Jake: *jizzles*
Andrew: *jizzles*
Richtard: *doesn't jizzle on the bizzle*
Richtard: ... awshroom!

by flowerface+gaawa December 10, 2008

Mushy Cheese

Mushy Cheese derives from the greek 'cheesicus de la mush' meaning death by cheese from a male stripper. It can be used to express joy or hate, depending on how kinky you are:

1. good morning, that's a nice mushy cheese!

2. Urrgh, you're such a mushy cheese!!

by Tallia Foxgroove February 26, 2014

mushy asscrack

A mushy asscrack is an asscrack thats not been cleaned, hairy, nasty. But delicious. Having a mushy asscrack is a lifegoal everyone should have.

1. DAMN. That nigga got the mushiest asscrack ive ever seen!

2. You right, i would love to get a taste of that mushy asscrack

by mushyasscracker January 3, 2019