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Mushrooms.

Mushrooms;a fungi. You would think that wouldnt be very exciting. It is. You smile from ear to ear and laugh like you heard the funniest thing ever. Your puples get huge but whatever. Not a good drug to take in front of parents. Good music to listen to would be Mushroomhead. Or possiably the postal service. Anything that makes you appriciate your life.
One night while with twelve of my closest friends me and one of them bought two oz of mushrooms. Needless to say everyone tripped there balls off. We thought we were in the amazon.
by kcarbby August 5, 2008
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Mushroom

A penis where the head is bigger than the body.
Dang Chase has a mushroom.
by Peninselaballs69 January 13, 2022
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Mushroom

Nasty bois. But some mushrooms I Stan
by Shithead o peepee November 9, 2019
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Mushroom Syndrome

(n) - A syndrome where you're fed bullshit and kept in the dark. Derives from the method of cultivating mushrooms: they add a lot of fertiliser and keep them in the dark and damp.

A person can suffer from Mushroom Syndrome in any way; the only circumstances are:

(1) A person doesn't tell you everything about a certain situation concerning you/and or them

and;

(2) They tell lies.
Sarah: So how's your relationship with Andy going?

Bree: OMG! He gave me Mushroom Syndrome! It turns out he was actually gay, which he never told me about.

Sarah: Wow! So what did he bullshit to you about? You know, the other half of the Mushroom Syndrome?

Bree: Oh, he told me he didn't break the blender but it *actually* was him!
by Mushroomizer7 June 8, 2011
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Growing mushrooms

Used mostly in anime and manga, the term growing mushrooms refers to when a character has become immensely depressed or saddened. The character is often shown to literally grow mushrooms on their body, signifying that their soul is, for the time being, in a dark and dank place. (Mostly occurs with more dramatic and over the top characters who can't stop crying every 2 seconds 😒)
Senpai: (crying because the girl of his dreams thinks he's dramatic and egocentric)
Girl: "Senpai, quit growing mushrooms around me; the smell is absolutely noxious!"
by zoy70 June 3, 2018
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Mushroom

To mushroom is to, when singing along to a song, either mumble or sing the wrong words, revealing that you don't really know how the song goes. When someone does this, everyone around them yells "MUSHROOM!" at them, as a way to embarrass them.
Matt: If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give....doo doo doo...but that's the way it is!!

Nick: Oh Matt, you totally just Mushroomed!

Everyone in car: MUSH-ROOM! MUSH-ROOM!
by The Rascal King January 5, 2009
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Mushroom dick

A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
by Dagwood55 September 18, 2018
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