Moustouche

Touche for a moustache fellow... or with moustache love

*Beardy moustache man* Touche
*Friend* Don't you mean moustouche

by Atomic-Blast April 21, 2011

MaDouche

Noun: The scummiest of the scum on this planet.

Verb: (MaDouching, MaDouched, etc.) To fuck over a large amount of people for your own selfish benefit.

Karen: "Wow, Billy really fucked us over."
Adam: "What did he do?"

Karen: "He made tons of empty promises and fucked over his entire team."
Adam: "WOW! It sounds like you guys were MaDouched!"

by AnalBandacoot November 25, 2013

Douchey McDouchebag

What your girlfriend can be after you deny her sex...

Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.

by Quellie Quel February 10, 2014

Douche McDoucherton

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery

"That Leaf Hippy is certainly a Douche McDoucherton!"
"Gawd he is such a Douche McDoucherton"

by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025