Marking Facebook Territory

After friends have a nasty fall out or a BF/GF break up and they race to comment or like a mutual friend's pictures/posts on facebook before each other in an effort to 'claim' the mutual friend and have them on their side of the break up/fall out.

Fuck, my bitch ex was Marking Facebook Territory on Sarah's profile picture before I could like the picture, now I can't comment or like Sarah's picture!

by SethStreeter October 9, 2011

Mucking the pooch

another saying that means screwing

Dude you are mucking the pooch right now come on.

by B-rad is rad December 21, 2012

Mudkinqq

COOLEST MUTUAL EVER!

FAG
PRONOUNCED MUD-KINK

“Hey did you hear about this tiktocker called mudkinqq?”
“Yea! Theyre so cool. I watch them everyday!”
“you know theyre gay though”
“what”
“what”

by benrey/keebers July 30, 2021

musking

The activity of tweeting for attention from the public.

Nobody does musking better than Elon.

by AnonDoxy January 19, 2023

Marking my territory

The act of of masterbaiting and ejaculating on and object, thing, or person.

Hey Travass, Im Marking my territory all over Meegan.
Im marking my territory in your bathroom.

by TravisLikesMen January 16, 2011

Mufkin

The words mother fucking spoken quickly, or in ebonics.

Lookit all yo damn gold, ya mufkin rich pimp!

by Kurtangel November 28, 2006

Markinsons Disease

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics

"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008